(Dear Beautiful Readers, this is a satirical post. I intend for it to be humorous ;) )
I have waited 10 months for your red Christmas cups to make their appearance. To me, they really represent the true meaning behind the festive holiday season. But when I went into my local store the other day, I was shocked and angered by what I saw. There was no delightfully decorated red cup to drink my decadent beverage from. Instead, I was given something that proves to me there is, indeed, a war on Christmas. How could you do this to your loyal customers?
Thank GOD Peet’s Coffee still has snowflakes and tree ornaments on their red coffee cups, because Starbucks has single-handedly RUINED Christmas for me with their plain, all-inclusive red cups. No amount of Nutcracker-listening, gingerbread-making or pine tree scented candle snorting will make up for how they have just stripped Christmas of all its meaning.
I Literally Can’t Even
#sarcasm #letsgetrealpeople #itsjustacup #frostyandrudolphdontlikehaters #starbuckskeepdoingyourthang
*Again, this is satire. I repeat, this is satire.*